Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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James Balsamo | Rodney Callaway | Unowned |
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Beefcake The Mighty | Sheriff | Unowned |
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C.J. Graham | C.J. | Unowned |
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Ira Heiden | Christopher Weeze | Unowned |
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Robby Krieger | Robby | Unowned |
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Howard Berger | Howard | Unowned |
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Andre McCoy | Tommy Club | Unowned |
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Brian Yuzna | Brian | Unowned |
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Blake Anderson | Blake | Unowned |
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Stephen Carpenter | Stephen | Unowned |
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Phil Tippett | Phil | Unowned |
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Richard Elfman | Richard | Unowned |
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Anastasia Elfman | Anastasia | Unowned |
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Slymenstra Hymen | Slymenstra | Unowned |
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John Hitt | Chase Webb | Unowned |
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Eric Roberts | Mayor Frederick Kane | Hangin with Mr. Cooper |
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John Kassir | John | Unowned |
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Harry Manfredini | Harry | Unowned |
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Ken May | Ivor Rhodes | Unowned |
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Rikki Rockett | Rikki | Unowned |
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Dean Gates | Dean | Unowned |
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Trent Haaga | Trent | Unowned |
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Steve Johnson | Steve | Unowned |
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Greg Tally | Chad Mulligan | Unowned |
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Mark Torgl | Groundskeeper Billy | Unowned |
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Al Burke | Todd Palmer | Unowned |
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G. Larry Butler | Jack Pepper | Unowned |
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Nicky Calonne | Nicky | Unowned |
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Miller Drake | Miller | Unowned |
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Patrick Shea | Dank Williams The III | Unowned |
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Nicole Sixx | Betsy Kerr | Unowned |
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Ricardo Barragan | Chet | Unowned |
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Jeffrey Sargent | Pepe Le Spew | Unowned |
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James Cousar | Chi Chi Rodriguez | Unowned |
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Robb Wolford | Denny | Unowned |
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Joseph Sloe Slawinski | Guy Banner | Unowned |